Monday, May 9, 2011

I'm a Murderer

The only downfall of working at my mama's flower shop (bloomin' buckets) is that I have become an absolute flower snob. And when I say snob, I mean snob. Do not even get me started on carnations or mums.... don't even go there.

Another downfall of my past employment is on those far and rare occasions when the boy is required to get me something special, he knows flowers are out of the picture. However, a few Mondays back the little mister surprised me with a beautiful orchid plant. Although a flower snob, I am very open-minded when it comes to plants and an orchid, oh joy! Well-known for their beauty, orchids are also known for being very low maintenance. Not much care taking required, a little sun and a bit of water here and there... Welp, not enough lovin' from me, nope. Leave it to me to kill the poor beauty.

I hope and pray this occurrence does not foreshadow my parenting skills. PLEASE NO. I would rather receive a bouquet of baby's breath.

1 comment:

  1. Bahaha! This won't foreshadow your parenting skills. I just killed a rubber tree, if that makes you feel any better.