I strongly DISLIKE you. Please work with me here. You are completely new to me and I am having a hard time adjusting. Thanks.
Ants in my Pants
P.S. You are really making it hard for me to have good posture.
Please, please, please come quickly. I am anxiously awaiting your arrival and often times wish you came more frequently. I am hoping when you do arrive you completely exceed my expectations!
Broke as a Joke
Dear Oven-Roasted Turkey & Cheddar Cheese Sandwich,
I thought I should let you know how much I look forward to eating you! You are sliced perfectly! I think about you all morning long and sometimes consider eating you come 10:00 am, you little temptress you! My mouth is watering just talking about you!
See you soon,
Sucker for Sandwiches